From Afar

Today in college we had to write a Wiki and it was really annoying, I picked to write about facebook and what it was about ect ect

I have learned today i'm going to leave all the Wiki Wiki Web Jazz to all the people with no lifes

http://editthis.info/ccsocialsoftware/Main_Page#Welcome_to_the_Carnegie_College_Social_Software_class_Wiki

peace oot

Lost in Stereo

I'm back again folks
guess who's going to be on the radio has an fast uprising comedain

ME.


its going to be so much fun hopfully if i don't fuck it up
everything is so going well for me right now and i think thats all i can really say.

Peace out <3

Right Now

So aye I've not updated this in a few weeks sorry folks if your even read this, but yeah i did Stand up comedy in Edinburgh at a place called 'The Stand' and it went amazing had people spitting there drinks over folk everyone there was every lovely had an amazing time doing it i cant wait to go back and do more more shows
i met an old school friend who is now a really big comedian, been on TV had his own TV show on BBC THREE yes the old school friend i met was Daniel Sloss
so i had a wee catch up with him he stayed and watched my set but the time i got off and headed to the bar he was there already out of his face but said i did amazing had a good stage thing going so i guess i did good

nothing much has happened these few weeks but i went out Clubbing in dundee for the 1st time ever, i know right i'm 19 i should have done it fucking ages ago
it was a good night even though my best mate got into a fight with someone and now has a broken nose
but to be fair brought it on himself but really was a great night and i'm not only saying it because it was £1 drinks all night

Right now i'm over the moon about Morbid Angel playing Bloodstock next year
Happy times

20th December - The Stand - Edinburgh
be there ;)

<3

:)

Whiskey In The Jar

I'm in Social software and today my task is to pure post about Myspace
i have an account and i think its awesome for everyone to view all my photography work it isn't easy to work takes some time getting used to thats all i have to say to it

here is a link
geez some comments :)

Jaffa cake oot

http://www.myspace.com/liamcumbersphotography

Roads That Dont End And Views That Never Cease

I did stand up at kirkcadly comedy festival it was a 3 minute slot but every minute was worth it
it was so scary waiting to go on stage in front of 100 people sitting wanting jokes
and you know the people that are performing are so much more funnier than you
i met a lot of amazing people keeping in touch with them.
John Ross Headlined the show he was amazing and was such an nice guy
but now i have two gigs following up one on the 25th of October and one in 20th of December both at 'The Stand Comedy Club'
this is something i had no plan on doing but I'm enjoying it and the gig on Saturday went amazing
i got laughs I'm not even funny but I'm going to go on and do these gigs and see how this goes

An Hour Away

So..yeah i went to the first class for the KDY comedy festival last night it was really good learned a lot and met a lot of funny people i really cant wait till this Saturday for my show as already 100 people coming
i don't know if I'm going to be scared or not
i got up and told some jokes to about 20 people last night and it was dead wired but when i got up i felt amazing and it's something i really want to get more into.

So yeah I'm now Class Rep
i really didnt think the whole course would really vote for me....they must love me
well i hope so
i have Shaun has my 'Bitch' lets say

i also want to say i went to go see a band called Bring Me The Horizon and it was really good but then me and my friend got invited to the 'After Show Party' which was amazing meeting the band getting drinks in with them just one hell of a night in Glasgow

I'm enjoying and pretty much life atm

aw ma bro's are deece <3

Jaffa Cake oot

Sleep With One Aye Open

I've been told to update my College blog from home even though i am ill

since last week i've been at college i dont think you can get any better class mates than the ones i have now

at the weekend i saw my good friends and hung out

but last week as pretty much been the same as any week but in good news for me i got a slot in the Kirkcaldy Comedy Festival which is really good for me as i'm wanting to get more into my stand up comedy

kinda gives me a good shot before i go onto more of the city dates i'm getting

but yeah i hope this is good enough

and i hope everyone in my course isn't flicking there knees to hard

Jaffa Cake oot ;)

<3

Deece

I have to travel all the way back to Cellardyke its going to kill me :(

Begging For Mercy

Why is facebook taking over the world?

Everything is on facebook now
i mean what they going to do next let voting over facebook, its only a social networking site, but everyone seems to live about it you find out everything about people over facebook
Facebook was helping students to get to know each other better pretty much why it started, it does i guess, there more bitching on it i guess
it gets banned in most work places and colleges to stop the workers or students wasting there time bitching about one and other

so yeah i wasn't in the blogging mood today which was gutted because i love it i just couldn't think of anything today

So college is coming to a end :(
it was such a epic class
going to miss almost everyine in this course

RAAAAANNNNGGGGGEEEEERRRRS :D

Welcome To My World

Heights.

The only thing that I really fear.
i don't really know what to say about it though because i can go up very high things just need time to climb up and i allways enjoy it
its allways high rides, i love them have the time of my life on them, its allways waiting in the que for them it gets me almost everytime

thats all i can really say about it.

The Arcadian Kicks

Today i'm going to blog about a band who i did photography for on Sundayin Dundee, Well i was booked to take photos for the band before them a band called Kings And Cowards and The Arcadian Kicks also wanted photos done while they were playing.
I saw this as a great thing for me as when i grow up i want to become a photographer and i love Live band photography

There called The Arcadian Kicks, there a small UK band who have just recornded there debut album with a guy called Mike Chapman.
all you kids out there who don't know who Mike Chapman he was the guy who produced breakthrough albums for Blondie and The Knack, He is an Australian born record producer and songwriter who was a major force in the British pop music industry in the 1970s

The Arcadian Kicks were on BBC news on the 24th of March 2010 due to Mike Chapman finding there music on myspace and thought they were the real deal

"Shows that a little website can get you anywere"

Yeah i just think everyone should give them a listen there amazing everyone will love them
this band are not going to fade away

so yeah give them a wee listen.

Blacken The Cursed Sun

I like this photo so its getting its own blog
this photo is of Chris Marr Playing in the Band Kingsbury Run and KDY YMCA

Yes i did take this photo

Condemn The Hive

I just got the news today you were dying, Hot Damn! We're already partying,
Get one thing straight
I truly don't give a fuck about youI never have and I never will, Each day you breathe it's more time to kill
You've been wishing in one hand and shitting in the other You see which one filled up first Your number's come up And it sure as hell ain't a lucky one son.

Destory and Dominate

Today i'm going to blog about what i would do if i won the lottery and what would i do to help other people with that money.
Well first i would buy myself a drink and got nuts because i have just won the lottery, tbh i do really know what i would do with it i'd go buy stuff for myself,my family,Amy and Mitchie i'd give money to Cancer Research so hopefully they could find a cure and many people could be saved and live another day, I'd give money to my mums friend Susan so i could put her in a better home or buy her home and get the work done for it that she needs, I'd like to pay some one to kill the twats across the road, I'd build Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, well that would help people out.
i'd pretty much just live of the money giving some to my mum and sister its something i would have to think about.

Liquid Lives

Another day, another hangover.
my weekend has been a nothing but a blur, filled with drink (Lots of it), second part of doctor who and Avatar
I could really try and talk about what i have done over this weekend past but theres not really much i can remember, i think the only sober words i said this weekend was "Lets get this party started"
I know on saturday night i went to elliotts and there was beer pong and mitchie i should never play him at it again, there was also my 70cl bottle of Vokda which i had drank along with Aftershock, and some other bad things, this night lead to his brand new living up trashed with some red shit down the walls and me pretty much ripping the fire alram off but these were just the bad things of that night, the banter was unreal and i also bought the dvd Avatar which it still is an amazing film i just think the 3D kinda made the film it was.

Sunday was here i knew i had to go from from Elliotts and do it all over again, this is the part ever i should have not drank anything that night, I bought myself 8 beers for £4 i thought that would do me and i wouldn't drink anymore this is were the apple soures stuff came out and we all did like a line of shots then me and my friend done a bottle each at this point i knew i was drunk and don't really remember much but me and my friends had 3 bottles of Absinthe well wasn't really to myself like all of it but we all done shots intill the bottle was gone

so yeah i wont be drinking for a while let say..

I Used To Have A Best Friend But Then He Gave Me A STD

This is the last time through hell, I've seen your insides Tear out your eyes tonight, this where my angel lies? I've cut you up to see me Am I worth a thousand lies? Infect your perfect sliced up skin This is the last time It's raining in cuts so bright, The screaming soothes the anger I've never been so scared alive When friends that crash goodbye Their soul will change the future and that's where the beauty in death resides

Don't Be Careless

Right today i'm going to rant about what they have done to the new Doctor Who. As i am a huge fan.

they have changed the doctor thats okay but come on Matt Smith he can't act he's trying to hard to be David Tennant, but what they have done to the starting theme is gay as Elton John they should have just ketp it the way it is, the know the writer wants everything differnet but don't make it bad and the Tardis right don't get me started on how bad it looks now they just look like they have ran out of money and that their trying to hard to make "Alien"

Don't get me wrong the story and everything is still amazing his new assisant Amy pond whos played by Karen Gillan is one of the best i've ever seen in the Doctor who

i really don't like how they have made the Daleks a joke to everyone i mean they are ment to be killing machine well they still are but now putting them in colours is a joke there not Power Rangers they better put them back

So the Weeping Angles are back there well Timelords i think they will be in the last bit because if you watched the last of the David Tennant episode the timeloads who disagreed with that guy i cant remember his name had to put there hands over thier eyes (like the Weeping Angles) and they aren't to look at anyone and i think they will come back stronger than ever and they will bring back Gallifrey and it will happen all over again i just hope they don't kill Amy Pond she's not allowed to die.

I'm Second Best

So here we are.
Am i doing somthing wrong.
is it wrong?
I would do a million things that he couldn't do. But i keep hearing the sound of your lips touching his. But at a guess i'm just second best.
I only hope you know the way i dream about you.
but the three letters i say in your ear means a whole lot more.

I guess i'm just second best....

Escape

I used to be so young and invincible. But as I grow the mistakes of my youth are finally catching up to me. The face that stares back in the mirror should carry nothing but pride and joy. As the days and nights go by, it's getting harder to hold my head up high. I've never been so tired, I've never felt so weak, I've never been so scared. But I swear to you that I'm not giving up. My storied life is coming to a graceful descent. I've seen peace end and battles begin. I won't forget the lives that I touched. I won't forget the life I know. As the days and nights go by, I used to think I'd last forever. I'm praying for the light to just carry me away say goodnight say goodbye. This is my time to be with my lord.

The Truth Is A Terrible Thing

Right today i am going to rate about how shit the Alice in Wonderland film is.

For all those people who havn't seen it DON'T its soo bad i wasted £7:50 on it it the only good thing i got out of it was the Real D Glasses. Johnny Depp right shouldn't be allowed to act because he cant and everybody thinks he hot when he is really not he looks like he crack he hasn't made any good films i really dislike Johnny Depp i don't see how he gets work i really don't all the Pirates Of The Caribbean films were bad the first one was okay the first time you watch it but then becomes shit and i have no clue who plays the wee rat thing in it but OMG it was soo annoying. i will say Helena Bonham Carter play the Red queen really well she is allways good at playing evil parts and Alan Rickman was it in hes a good acter maybe just because i like Harry Potter so much he was Severus Snape for all yous who didn't know who he was, Christopher Lee played his part well but he only had like two lines so that was really crap come on he was Saruman and Count Dooku he should have had a bigger part, Matt Lucas played Tweedledee & Tweedledum i must say he was pretty good that it them and the red queen i think were the only good well played parts

Yous all can go see for yourselfs you might like it, but i really bad
i think they should just bring more Harry Potter films out or a film about Mr Bump that would get shit lots of money

So my view is don't see it
<3

MR BUMP!!!

Down From The Sky

Drinking

i hear there trying to stop drinking at T in the park. I dont see the point because all the MANY MANY people that go to T in the park take lots of drink in anyway so whats it going to do and in the past there's alot more bad things that happen at it like last year some one was stabbed i dont think he was stabbed with a can of strongbow so whats the fucking point also almost everyone at T in the park as many differnet type's of Drugs and there alot worse than drinking like WKD

if they do it to all these festival type things is going to ruin almost everyones hoildays people pay good money to go to festivals many to see the many good bands that play but at night its one big ass party at night.

But i guess there stoping it for all the underagers that go to festivals. but once again i dont see the point because some with them is going to be fucking 18 and they will get them it and ther many people at these things there not going to get fucking caught with it are they or they will just take it in with them so down the the point all the underagers at festivals are going to get drink or drugs you cant really stop it. All underagers theses days are at nightclubs on school nights getting smashed so whats the point in trying to stop it at festivals they will just go back out to some scumy place like Dundee and get fucked at all the night clubs there or they will return to the PARK with there ASDA cider and start touble with all the old people trying to walk there cats or somthing
so my view is let them just have fun at these types of things because all the underagers get jobs just to pay for there 5 day weekend Camping ticket or but theres allways one who just asks there mum
just ahh why people go to have a good time and stopping people drinking theres going to be fights and everything and i'm pretty sure the bands will be pissed off come on look at Winehouse she is allways Drunk and Pete and most bands are off there tits on everything before they play makes them more funny to watch and i don't think like fucking Calvin Harris will be very happy if he is playing and no one is moving because there all in bad ass moods because they want a fucking drink of fucking apple sours and drink makes people want to dance even to music they don't even like and makes everyones day so much better no one goes home unhappy.


So eh don't stop drinking people its what Scotland is good that.


Word to the goverment Its never going to happen so stop trying

Peace out <3

More Time To Kill

Today i'm going to talk about my views on like sending your kids to the shops by them self or letting them have Facebook (Using the internet).
well there both sides to this and i do get both of them becuase you should let your kid go to the shop because the longer they wait the more sacred their going to get plus the kid is going to grow up and go the shop's away to go buy drink or somthing when there out underage drinking. But i do also see the side of letting them just have the internet like look at Madeleine Mccann she was pure kidnapped ( everyone reading this should know who she is )but also if your kid is just going to sit in playing games and making "Friends" on like Facebook and World of Warcraft ect ect its going to have no life and become really fat and the only thing he will be good that is online gaming but there is a good side i guess they could take there gaming skills to like college's and make there own game but they might not get to has there mum's to scared to let them cross the road.

It is a good chat to talk to get into but i would have to go with lettting them go to the shops but i still would give them the internet too and i'd trust them not to look up things that only mummys and daddys should watch ( or just get it like blocked ).

You Deserve Nothing & I Hope You Get Less

Right this blog brought to you by me today is going to be about Gordon Brown and how he is a big bully with his big ugly mug.

I don't really know the story about Gordon Brown and him bullying his staff or whatever happened and i dont see why he is bullying his staff because they must do so much maybe the fact that Gordon Brown is one Fat Ugly Twat and his mum doesn't love him no one really loves him come on, everyone must think so, have you seen him?

Gordon Brown for all you people out there is the one without the hand over his face but i know what your thinking you wish something was covering his ugly face.

No one should bully there own staff and because he's the PM doesn't mean he can do it and feel all powerful and he shouldnt get away with it, I think we should get Mr T in that Tank on the Snickers Advert to come like crashing threw 10 drowning street and like threw a Snickers bar at him that should show him a lesson, Maybe everyone who is being Bullied by Gordon should like gang up on him and get him throwing out the house and this gang will be lead by Mr T

GORDON BROWN HAS A WIFE!!!

this is really the first of me hearing this.
right if he can get married that dose mean there is someone for everyone, How did he get married she must be easy

Maybe his wife beats him at home then Gordon takes it out on his staff i think i see it now gordon not giving his wife want she wants in the bedroom and everymorning she throws hot coffee on his mug(Face) then Gordon gets all ugly and thinks he's all powerful and takes it out on his work staff because they have eaten all the Custard Creams

was that to far?

back to the point, Gordon Brown Stop picking on people you big bully and put it down fattie.

Orchestra Of Wolves

The hardest thing you'll ever learn its just to love and be loved in return



Today i'm going to talk about the The Brit Awards and how it annoys me NO ONE GOOOD IS EVER ON IT and has like the worst hosts ever like Ant and Dec i'm pretty sure there dead and Russell Brand I fucking hate Russell Brand he thinks he's random but really he's just plan gay and i hate him even more because he is now getting married or is married to Katy perry, there only some nominess that could get this award like i dont think she is even up for one oh wait she is but Lady gaga could get them all because she is awesome and because she writes her own stuff not like Rihanna thank you Chris Brown. Do you know what band they could get to play the brit awards is Job For A Cowboy theres band everyone who goes to the birt awards would like to watch and have a wee dance to, better than bands they get to play like Florence & The Machine No i don't got the love, on your bike!



Elton John DON'T GET ME STARTED.



N-Dubz right No WHITE guy should fucking look like that him and his fucking wee hats



feel like i've but to much hate into this.

New Start!!

Yesturday i started a new timetable at college right now it hasnt been bad, the only bad bit of the day was the 2 hour lunch break it wouldnt have really been that bad just the only thing was me and my friends were stuck with my girlfriends bestfriends boyfriends firends and they were all "Nerds" and i'm not even joking it was scary they all went to Gamestation and bought like really bad games well at the age of like 19 i think everyone should be over buying fucking Yu-Gi-oh games or however you spell it so we all went to lunch at pure Mc D's lawd was okay i guess stayed there for a bit but we had to go and get back to college then as we all talked outn of Mc D's my friends went first up the stairs and me and my girlfriend got caught up with all the "Nerds" then all the "Nerds" started to jump on eachother and then my lovely girlfriend ran away and left me to fight them off it was like a zombie movie "Dawn of the Nerds". We got back to college then we went to our next class which was somthing to do with music and the teacher didn't even show up at this ponit i though "Great more fucking time to waste" then this randon guy came in and played the drums for about 15 minutes he looked 'Off His Face' he must have been on some form of drugs but then we did get a teacher and it was a pretty boring lesson my bestfriend fell alsleep we all had a good laugh about it for 5 minutes when he was sleeping nothing really happened in this class has it wasnt our real teacher. Next was maths and i havn't done maths in over 3 years so they put me on Int 2 and i remember doing Access 3 in like 4th year of high school then putting me on Int 2 so this to me was pretty hard but i said to myself i was going to go throw with it i know i could have a go and maybe get it done but sitting next to me was my girlfirend who was pretty much in the same boat as me but she spoke up and got put down a level as it would be easyer for her and it was a joke to me the Int 1 stuff looked really easy and Int 2 was really hard. came to about 16:45 we were allowed to go home and i have to travel on like 3 buses to get home from college (iloveyou just typed in by Amy Manson) so the time i got home was about 18:55 lets say i dont really know. I got home and my mum wasnt in so that was me not having any din dins as there was nothing in the house i mean nothing there was just Beans i could have had beans on toast if i had any bread my sister was in which means i am pretty much watching her tonight and she had somthing to eat so it was pretty much just me not eating so i pretty much waited for my mum to come in and take over from me watching my sister and to find me somthing i could eat i couldnt find anything which i hate because it just looks like i cant take care of myself i phone my lovely girlfriend to get her mum picking up the house phone saying she was at the shops and she will tell her when she gets in so i waited for about 10 minutes lets say then the phone ran i shoot up knowing it was going to be her and dying to speak to her to find out if i was staying at hers this friday coming and also cos i love her, i get the phone call it was her saying she got sweeties and sh ewas playing the xbox and she couldnt play with onwe hand so i took it as a hint she didnt want to phone me so i ketp telling her to go if she wanted and i would let her go to have somt fun on it ocs she was only allowed to play her sisters xbox till 21:00 that was the time her sister gets home so i let her go. my mum walked in the door at like 21:30 and like made me a curry which i dont know if she made or bought but who cares it was a really good curry the i went to my room watched 'Friends' like i allways do then got some sleep as i needed to get up at 5 in the morning for the next banterful day at college.